Dear Google
We've been heavily in love for many a year now, and the mere mention of your name can still bring a twinkle to my eye and take my breath away...
...but at the same time, I'm really getting fucking sick of you sending my valid emails from bugtrackers and more to spam, and sending more spam to my inbox.
This is not cool.
I use gmail because you filter my mail for me, and usually, you do a good job. I'd hate to have to hand-filter the ~2k spam I get per day, so thanks for that.
But I'm almost willing to hand-filter ~2k spam to avoid ~3 valid mails a month going to junk, because each of those 3 can possibly cost me money or reputation.
So, sort your shit out.
Thanks,
A Concerned User.